Arguably, the theme of the 2025 Met Gala — Tailored For You — is one of the easiest in recent memory to claim you attempted. After all, just showing up in a black suit would technically fit the bill.

On May 26, police observed a vehicle on Julia Drive. The registered owner had a warrant out of Medina. However, even more pressing at the moment was the driver’s loud tunes. In what has been a dream ...