Everything I’m about to tell you is true. I used to work at a dealership in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. I won’t reveal the name because they may not want people to think their dealership is haunted.

The clowns come at you quickly at Fast Splash Car Wash in Detroit, Mich. They tap on the windows of waiting vehicles, jiggle locked doors and cackle at the dozens of automobiles in line for scares ...