Why is it always right after a fresh wash, the birds come out to do their damage? You've just cleaned your cherished red car, then the local songbird comes along to help you redecorate—with poop.

If you’re like me, you like your car to look clean, inside and out. I can tolerate some dust from the road, but bird poop? That’s a different story. Since my car is black, even the smallest mess ...

I have a poop problem. This may sound a bit vulgar – "low register," as an online slang dictionary termed it – but I bought a new car and birds are pooping all over it. Yes, I know, the word "poop" ...

No matter where you live, our avian friends roam the skies, eat whatever they like, and then subsequently expel waste all over your and others’ beautiful rides. It’s a natural phenomenon, sure, but ...

There aren’t many things more annoying than spotting bird poo all over the car just after you’ve finished washing it. But what many drivers don’t realise is that bird droppings aren’t just messy, they ...